Farhans small tiny pulsatitating world

6:27am: this is a jabbering jibber2.ocx test
Hi everyone, i'm posting from my messenger client because, well andre told me to. Whats been happening with me these last couple days? I broke my old machine, and kind of got a new one, but its stil broken. I ordered the wrong processor for it, and that was kind of stupid, so now i'm just waiting for another processor to be ordered. I am now sitting here waiting to play quake and maybe some breakfast. So, I think this journal entry is about ready to go yibble wibble and go away.

5:34pm: This is a post from a phone
Hi all, i'm really bored, and sitting in my momm's car and figured i'd update. School has started, and my schedule is line of relaxed. I'm not going to write it all down here because typing on this phone is already hard enough. Anyway, when i get good i am looking to in to my fridge and heating up some pizza. Oh wow, the ice cream truck is driving by. I think my right hand is getting kind of tired so i'm out for now. Bye all, and remember to welcod your chickens home from there long journey.

2:59am: Voice Post

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5:38am: You have problems!
Hi all, I know I have problems, because I haven't updated in a wile.
I'm a loser, freakyfwoof kept telling me to update, yelling at me, in a strange manner until I did and now I am.
So what's been going on with me, remember how I got a phone from raynbo0701 well that phone always lost coverage when i left my town.
Here are the tech speks for people that are interesting. oops, I ment interested, i'm a bit tired.
This is the phone I had before, the 3650.
The phone, if you were paying any attention, doesn't have the 850 mhz band, this is the band that cingular uses, as I was unabled to get coverage out of my town, I switch phones.
This phone, the NOkia 6682 has the 850 mhz band, I now get service and know more usa onelink.
To explain the usa onelink story, that network was the one I was connecting to with my NOkia 3650 it was some cimitry crap.
I was talking to borrisinabox and he said that dj_tt was in ownership of the usa onelink service centers, and I would get usa onelink service forever.
That conversation really scared me, and left me some what damaged.
In other news, what i've been doing for the past 14 weeks I've been reading and chilling on TeamTalk and starting little projects here and there.
I've started The open agrip project, wich turned out rather well, modgirl our friendly Quake modding lady person has been adding mods to tbrn's quake server.
I wanted to start this project back in June, and I finally did that.
I just happened to ad the files from her mod pack to the server, and it worked.
I really don't have much more to say, so I think i'm going to go away now.
Bye all, and remember to talk to the friendly foldable fridge.

6:23pm: Caps lock on? caps lock off.
Hi all, oh man, I haven't updated this thing in a long wile.
I'm just sorta sitting here on TeamTalk and sort of thinking about geting food.
Whats going on with me? Well I got a phone finally, yell at me on e-mail or comment if you want my number.
I'm going to hopefully buy a phone from raynbo0701 $125 isn't really that bad for the kinda phone that it is.
Other then that school has been going alright, I can actually sleep now wich, that's good.
I think this journal entry is about to end.
END.

6:43am: Snuffles, the friendly horse?
Hi all, the subject line means nothing if you don't no about it.
Things are ok here well, sort of.
I have gotten my new laptop, and am not typing on it currently, if your so bored enough to google for it its a Dell INspiron 2500.
It has pretty standerd stuff, at least for the price, and the times it's slow by todays standerds, but feh.
But I had issues with the video drivers not wanting to work with supernova, and I almost returned it, but I finally figured out what was causing all of my issues, and a good format fixed that.
It also had came with a dead battery, and I ordered one last week so that should be here today or was it yesterday.
My mom is stupid, because she thinks me staying at school will help my sleeping issues, when really it would make them worse, when someoen walks in your room every thirty minutes to check on you, sinse i'm a lite sleeper, it would wake me up.
I did sleep ok last night, from 11:00 to 5:15 so it doesn't really matter anymore.
Sorry this journal entry is a bit scattered and random, but i'm sort of still sleepy, oh and I think that's it for now, so bye all.

5:08pm: The Boof Boof army?
HI all, I haven't updated this thing in a long wile, things change, everyone gets fatter and the world goes purple. Anyway, I tried melatonin last night and it sort of didn't work. I also had a sleep stream for anyone who cares I usually put it up when i go to sleep. its here see, I link the propper way, aren't I smart. Anyway, I had a huge lunch yesterday

1. a 12 ounce steak
   
2. a side of corn
   
3. a side of mashed potatoes
   
4. two pepsi
   
5. a slice of chocolate pie.
   

Other then that, stuff has been normal, and i've been just generally working on reading books, and other materials.
I think this is now geting to long so i'm about to kill it.
Alright, bye freaks.

12:26pm: Voice Post: First BoofPost

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“WARNING!!! Rated R for Explicit Language This is a voice post. BOOF!!! I mean, uh, how ya doing? Yeah. Uh, the only presents I got are from Caitlin. And Andre,, because he gave me a paid Live Journal account because, um, he said happy boofday, and that's about it. Apparently, (coughs), okay yeah. Apparently, I'm sitting in my chair, being stupid, in sweat pants. That's right, I said sweat pants. And this means, (sniffs), that I have a cold, still. See, I have a metal case. See? (bangs on it) Metal case, right here. Because I don't have a proper phone to call you guys on the boofpost, for, oh knows, something opened on my computer. Yes, uh, I don't have a proper phone to call you guys on. And it sorta sucks. And I don't like it, because that is the gay and that is the cheeseburger. Uh, I don't know what else to say, so, uh, I think I'm gonna hit shift-3 now because I don't have a proper phone because I'm too cheap. I hate it, and I don't like it, ooh someone signed onto my MSN. Yeah. And I took a sleeping pill last night and I slept very good. Oh knows, this is bad. What the hell? Ahaa, I'm gonna cry. What the furk? Oh! Oh what the? God ... gurhrhrhr, fucking shit! God dammit! Copyright 2006 by Farhan K, all rights probably reserved.” Transcribed by: caitlin45

8:58pm: Its not Christmas
This year and the year before, and that year before that Xmas has been normal. I didn't get allot of things. The only things that i'm geting are a 320 hd and a chair, from my mom. I'm not sure what i'll get from the grandparents probly shirts and stuff. I finally got rid of the dog. I can finally sleep again. I'm not sure what else to say, so? Have a verry unhealthy xmas, and lots of hotdogs will be given to you.

3:45am: German shepperds
The subject explains my current frustration, my mom's workplace, has two sicurity dogs. They had sex and they had some pupps, now we have one and its going to kill me. Well, yesterday at six twenty-two in the morning I here howl woof woof howl. I am hereing this now, i'm just going to stay home today, screw school. I want my sleep. I'm considering, stabbing it in the neck with one of those big kitchen knives. If you no me, you know I don't get mad easy, but this is geting to me. I have slept from ten to 3 and now, well you can see the time when i post this. Yea, its now constantly going bark, bark bark, bark. OO and its even shaking the cage and moving it across the floor.

6:16am: Pass the cheese and crackers?
Hi all, i'm begining to agree with borrisinabox that Thursdays are stupid. I have many reasons, lets start now.

• i woke up and i realized I had testing at school.
  
• Some little fatkid threw snow in my face
  
• my sister now has strep throat, that means that i have to take penicillin for a week

I can't swallow pills so this is going to be fun in a bucket. The testing yesterday wasn't so bad, i finished it. I now have a heater for my room, and it ossilates, yea. This will prevent me from geting colds and generally keep my room at a constant 70 degrese wich is nice. Today is Friday, wich isn't really that bad, accept first our in school. A teacher who doesn't no the meaning of switch back to defaults when you close the program, i hate keybord echo, and she thinks it is messing the computers up when i turn it off for my session. Stupid, well I think that's it for this entry. bye all, and good food too your face.

9:25am: Its time too kill your turkeys.
Hi all, I haven't updated in a wile and I just figured i'd update, just to say hey. Well whats been going on with me? Nothing much, just been hanging out with the normal people I usually hang out with. Today isn't verry special its just a day i get more food then i usually get on any other day. I like chocolate pie. I saw the hp4 movie, it was alright, a lot of weird varriations from the book but all around good, if you don't count the radio tooner, oops. i ment tuner noise in some parts. Well I think thats it on this stupid journa entry, bye all and have more food then your stomach can handel.

6:18pm: Don't touch that stapler.
Hi all, I haven't updated in a long time. I'm currently sitting here drinking pepsi, and wating for my mom to make something for dinner. This is sorta boreing but hey, what ever works. This week has started out ok, my stupid sleep thing is going on again, yea for only 3 hours of sleep a night. It's weird, my senses all get all outa wack and i feel faster then everyone else, around me. its really stupid but yeh i can get plenty of sleep tonight. After school was interesting, Auggie fake-humped a stapler, hmm anything else? Probly not. Man i'm faxing starving, lunch was chicken stripps, you get more breading then stripps. I'm not sure what to say now so I think this journal entry is going to go to the place that i think it needs to go. and plus people act really stupid.

4:00am: The average seahorse?
Hi all, not been doing to much, as of late. I was sick last week with cold, but that got fixed over the time of the weeks passing. Schools been alright, normal stuff everyday, the days go pretty smooth unless we have bad lunches. Then my day usually goes flop an I go. ouch, i'm hungry, feed me. The weird thing is, i can't sleep for more then 5 hours on a school night, the weekend, loves me, but know I just can't seem to get more then 5 hours or close to that. I'm thinking that i have a sleep disorder. Mom last night, said that she should give me sleeping pills, hmmm i've never actually taken these. Well i guess that's all for now, and wow its 4:00. time for more of my book.

8:31pm: Fix your face!
Hi all, well i've been just hanging around sinse the last time I updated. I got a new soundcard, not an TurtleBeach instead, i have an Sound blaster live! it'll do for now, i just wanted to get my asus motherbord sound issue fixed first, so all computer upgradeablesness stuff is done. school, is going alright, my mom actually came down and says, "wow, your geting an A in american history." wow, my mom is so shocking, freakyfwoof can well, talk about my mom for an long time. just ask him, anyway, nothing much has happened too me. I've not been inspired to work on anything new so that's about it. Bye all.

2:04pm: Don't talk to me about that stuff. hey?
Hi all, this weekend was ok. Yesterday, i did allot of stuff, I had some food and just generally hung around, i'm looking in to geting a Turtlebeach soundcard but i'm not sure about that, anyway, today has ben pretty normal just chillin out, and eating food, thinking about having some lunch soon but not sure. well anyway i think this journal is being to bland, so.
download the Farhan chicken megga-mix This even freaks me out, i'm really not sure how i came up with such weirdness feh, just listen to it, you'll see what i'm talking about, this happened all because of some stupid hardys chicken. I think that's it for this crap journal entry, bye all. and remember freakyfwoof gets me in to these kinda situations. don't let him do it to you.

6:51am: it's fake? Friday!!!!
Hi all, yes, that's right, its fake Friday this means.
1. i get outa school at 12:30.
2. it feels like Friday.
Anyway, i'm over my cold for the most part, and just sitting here figured i'd update. like anyone reads this thing anyway.
freakyfwoof always gives me nice things to read so i've been reading these things. I've been messing with fooooooooobar2000! as borrisinabox calls it, strange dude. rofl,. I think I might have to go soon so I think this thing is going away.

1:36pm: ANYONE HAVE ANY CLENEX?
hI ALL, WELL LAST NIGHT i WENT TO BED ERLI, CAUSE I DIDN'T FEEL VERRY WELL, SO i FINALLY WOKE UP AT 5:15 AND I'VE BEEN FEELING LIKE CRAP ALL DAY. SOMEONE KILL ME PLEASE, MY THROAT FEELS LIKE I HAVE SOMETHING IN IT BUT IT DOESN'T WANT TO COME OUT. BLARG ANYWAY, ON sATURDAY, HUNG OUT WITH MY GRANDMA, WE WENT TO THE BREAD NUT PLACE AND I GOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF RANDOM PIE THINGS THAT ARE GOOD. AND I WENT TO HER HOUSE AND HAD BREAKFAST, THAT'S ALL i DID THIS WEEKEND. wELL i THINK THAT'S IT FOR THIS JOURNAL UPDATE. BYE ALL.

9:29pm: Lets all get our hands smashed in the door. right now!
Hi, this week has just started and its bleh, i got my wrists smashed in the door, now, the doors are the kind with the huge glass sheets in them. with metal frames, well they sorta walked out and the doors closed on my wrists just above my hand. ouch, anyway I had a crappy lunch and crap dinner and I want a steak. so shoot me please. oh, i forgot to mention the nice hail and nice big friendly tornados that are going to visit me tonight. its going to be a party, so come over all you freaks of nature and kill my house.

6:07pm: I have no muscle in my chest
Hi all, its been a pretty normal week so far, except the migrane on Sunday/Monday.
Just sitting here being verry hungry feeling with myself not really doing much. I think i'm screwed, my sleeping schedule is all weird, go to bed at 11:00 and wake up at 4:40. It's sorta screwed. I look at people at my school now and I think, what's wrong with them? The other day sitting in my first hour class new girls arived at our school, and this guy was like talking bout them, and he said "I could get with one of them if I wanted." i was like uh? that's sorta disrespectfull and all that. I don't no, maybe i'm just stupid or something but i wouldn't ever say that about someone I don't even no or haven't even got the chance to talk to yet. It seems like everyones so different then me. Feh what ever, garg, so hungry ok i think this is it for this crap entry. byebye all.

4:31am: what's the time at this current place on your chicken
Hey peoples, 4 days of nothing but relaxness and sleeping i can do tomorrow. I had chicken wings and pizza tonight which made my stomach not like me and talk bad about me behind my back, as stomachs tend to do. Anyway, planning on getting a new soundcard tomorrow as this sound max on bord has issues. It makes me sound verry low, its verry strange and odd. I'm not tired, Jason said i should stay up till 7:30 he's crazy. I actually wana keep my sleep schedule verry pretty normal. I think that's it for this crap entry. bye all.

4:32pm: DEAD
Hi, peoples, well the other day Sonday, my nice new external 160 gig harddrive I got for xmas was acting up. yesterday, i unplugged it to see if that would fix it and when i plugged it back in? oh yea! no power! that means my 40 giggs of crap like really valuible nice hard to find crap is gone? It's really not that bad though, but time too by a new drive. Well today at school, i'm watching everythign change around me. People born in the 1990s have no common sense, welding yourself in a box to masturbate. gaud is it me that's staying the same or is it me that's changing, i'm really not sure at this point. But its sorta confusing. and quite stupid. I'm thinking wha'ts everyones deal. maybe there's somethin wrong with me. or am i just growing up to fast? I look at how guys talk to girls at school and i'm like ehh i wouldn't talk to anyone like that. Maybe i'm just being completely stupid at this point. so I'll just go away now. byebye.

12:01am: the chickkens should not descriminate
Hi, peoples that read this, the day started ok. or not. At 8:00 this morning i got woken up by my mom and her boyfriend. he wanted to see the broken laptop that Thompson gave me to fix. or at least try to. he was so entranced by it, like wow. i've never seen one of thoughs, i should save up ma money to get one. and this is all when i'm half asleep and my mom was like lets plug it in and turn it on!!! and I was like no leave me alone. and yeh. so i finally got back to sleep and finally woke up by my mom bringing me food at 12:46 2 wappers and a large fry. so after that just listen to tbrn on your face this day was alright but sorta sucky. god being woken up like that. It sucks.

8:55pm: The Subway floats nicely.
Hi peoples, haven't updated in a long time. I got this nice new AMD machine from Patrick but it had a broke ram stick so i put a 128 stick in for a temp time till i could get a new one, anyway, school has started. its crappier then ever. people have to pey for everything now, sorta gay. Well i think its time to go away now.

10:22am: I. am. not? Waful Jonson?
Hey all, sitting here not doing much, I wonder whare everyone is? .. not really sure. anyway. had some pizza at 4:00 in the morning. yesterday. Foxworth came over, and helped me put an eithernet card in an old machine that i couldn't get open, AKa new linux box. After that we opened this dell, windows box to put a new cd burner in it sinse the burner in it currently seemed to have something lose in it, and it wiggled and made lots of noise when you shook it well we took the old burner out. and in that way everything went wrong. the IDE cable came off the bord. we had bent pins. on the bored and the new burner, note, that this burner hasn't been installed before so. yah it took us an hour to figure all this out. we finally got everything set up. then came the rewireing of this whole area. currently desktop is on desk. external USB western digital drive is on desk. monitor, router modem is on desk. so not allot of deskspace after that we had to figure out how to change the boot order of the drives on that old windows 95 machine, and he still hadn't daved it. I have to figure this out today. and install Debian Gnu linux so that's it? i'm out? i'm actually quite hungry. and i'm still wondering whare everyone is. bye all. and remember, .. don't touch that flying cow on that varanda in the sky.